1. What would you do if a complete stranger came up to you and said, "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna have sex?"
I would say thanks and walk off. I know my shoes are cool.
2. What if they then started screaming "Murderer!" at the top of their lungs and pointed at you?
I'd probably laugh making that "He/She's insane!" motion with the finger twirling at the side of the head.
3. What would you do if someone dressed up in a cookie monster suit came up to you and asked you for cookies?
I would probably die. lol
4. What would you do if you woke up next to Michael Jackson and had no memories of the night before?
Scream blue murder! O.O
5. What would you do if a stranger came up to you and started frantically pointing in the direction they came from and speaking to you in a language you didn't understand?
I'd run to where to the stranger was pointing. Maybe someone was in trouble..!
6. What would you do if you and someone you loved were in the middle of nowhere with no phone, no transportation, and no medical supplies, and your loved one just fainted and stopped breathing?
I would freak. Probably die even. For real.
7. What would you do if you were mistaken for a murderer and arrested?
I'd hire a lawyer and sue the bastard that pointed me out.
8. What if you were found guilty even though you didn't do it and were facing the death penalty?
I'd kill myself.
9. What would you do if you were at a party where no beer was allowed, someone snuck some in, and your best friend had a little too much and started to embarrass him/herself by taking her clothes off and dancing on the table?
take her home and wring her out.
10. What would you do if your parents or guardian told you that you had to move to iceland with them and you only had one hour to tell your friends bye?
Iceland? I'd probably cry all fucking month and then tell everyone about the hot guys. LOL
11. What would you do if you were the target of a serial killer and the police wouldn't believe you?
Probably kill myself. O.O
12. What if someone off the street came up to you and asked to borrow your pants (which would mean you would be walking around in your underwear)?
um no.
13. What if they then insisted that it was a matter of life or death and that if you didn't give them your pants, the mafia was going to kill their family?
Give them it but run like hell back home LOL
14. What if someone uninvented the internet?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
15. What would you do if someone 15 years older than you told you they'd give you 100,000 dollars if you would have sex with them?
Do it. Older men have experience that younger males don't.
16. What would you do if you had a crush on the hottest guy/girl you know (not a celebrity), but you gave up on him and got a boyfriend/girlfriend, only to find out that your crush liked you as well?
I'd give anything to go out with Liam. God.
17. What would you do if there was a law banning the consumption of your favorite food?
Find the lawmaker and moider him/her! LMAO
18. What would you do if you met barney the dinosaur and he asked you to get high with him?
I'd blow him up and get high of pure exploded dinosaur. ;-p
19. What would you do if we lived in a world without color?
I'd be sad.
20. Did you find this survey weird?
Meh.
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